Ok, I have to post this as I consider it very amusing ---
From Curmudgeons Corner As most people who follow the news know, Iran has a semi secret nuclear bomb program. Hitherto it has been assumed that they are building these nukes in order to destroy the hated Infidel (i.e., the United States and Israel.) This assumption has been proven to my satisfaction as having been wrong.
Iran is building an Orion space craft. They intend to use it to capture first the Moon, then Mars for Islam and therefore deny it to the Infidel (that's definitely us, folks.)
larry included: Ah come on this was my favorite April Fool cheap humor I found...
Sorry, I was too busy grieving everyone's failure to break their dentures on my April Fool's story about the amazing new leaf-derived biofuel "parfoliol".